We’ve heard them all, but here are a few you may not have heard yet. If you have any good ones, please share them with us. We’ll post more in the future.

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- You May Need A New Lawyer If:
- Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
- When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
- Your lawyer picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
- Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
- A prison guard is shaving your head. Read the rest of this entry »
Dear Friends and Family,
The National MS Society is kicking off our annual Bike MS Ride. I am planning to be a part of that event and I am asking you to join me in the fight against MS by making a contribution to support my efforts. Read the rest of this entry »

Garden City, NY, July 7th, 2009- “The commercial real estate and business worlds today are vastly different than they were even a short while ago,” says Alan Schacter, Esq., a Real Estate and Business attorney. “Businesspeople and their companies are facing challenges of a different type, or at least a different scale, than ever before. The need for expert legal advice is greater than ever, and the expertise and quality you expect from large law firms can be available in a much more personalized environment.” This was Schacter’s inspiration to open his sole practitioner office, The Law Offices of Alan Schacter, P.C.