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1. You May Need A New Lawyer If:

• Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
• When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
• Your lawyer picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
• Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
• A prison guard is shaving your head.

2.  Cartoon

3.  A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it.  The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes.  His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.   The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”

“But why would you want to do that?”

“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.

Please share your jokes with us.  We can take it.

1399 Franklin Avenue, Suite 202
Garden City, NY 11530

600 Third Avenue, 15th Floor
New York, NY 10016

Main: 516.280.8090 | NYC: 646.881.4870 | Fax: 480.772.4321

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Garden City, NY, July 7th, 2009- “The commercial real estate and business worlds today are vastly different than they were even a short while ago,” says Alan Schacter, Esq., a Real Estate and Business attorney. “Businesspeople and their companies are facing challenges of a different type, or at least a different scale, than ever before. The need for expert legal advice is greater than ever, and the expertise and quality you expect from large law firms can be available in a much more personalized environment.” This was Schacter’s inspiration to open his sole practitioner office, The Law Offices of Alan Schacter, P.C.

After 20 years of experience at the highest levels of the legal and real estate professions, including as a former partner at the internationally-renowned firm of Hogan & Hartson LLP and General Counsel and Executive Vice President of GFI Capital Resources Group, Inc., a full service real estate company, Schacter established The Law Offices of Alan Schacter, P.C. with “a dedication and commitment to providing the value that can be added by the personalized attention and hands-on approach that sometimes only smaller firms can give while offering a range of experience rarely found in a solo practitioner.”

While providing a range of general practice services, Schacter’s experience in commercial real estate transactions can provide a priceless benefit for clients in need of that particular service. “I think that what makes me different from lots of other lawyers is that I have experience both as general counsel of a national real estate company and as a partner at a large prestigious firm,” he says, “I’ve been integrally involved in every kind of real estate transaction representing the broadest spectrum of clients, from large public companies, financial institutions and REITs, to mid-size and smaller companies to individual investors and developers.”

During his two decades of experience his commercial real estate clients have included lenders and borrowers in loan transactions and complex loan and equity restructurings; purchasers of distressed debt; sellers and buyers of all property descriptions, including hotel, office, multi-family, public storage, shopping centers and residential properties; landlords, tenants and subtenants in every type of leasing transaction, including ground, net, office and retail leases; sponsors, financial institutions and investors in forming limited liability companies, partnerships and other business ventures.

“I still serve the same types of clients,” Schacter says, “But now I have the flexibility to serve smaller clients as well. I’m also very excited to be practicing closer to home and using what were formerly commuting hours in a much more productive way.” The firm’s website can be found at www.aschacterlaw.com.

For more information, please contact:

1399 Franklin Avenue, Suite 202, Garden City, NY 11530

600 Third Avenue, 15th Floor, New York, NY 10016

Main: 516.280.8090 | NYC: 646.881.4870 | Fax: 480.772.4321

alan@aschacterlaw.com | www.aschacterlaw.com

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