We’ve heard them all, but here are a few you may not have heard yet. If you have any good ones, please share them with us. We’ll post more in the future.
LOL
- You May Need A New Lawyer If:
- Your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of Budweiser.
- When the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
- Your lawyer picks the jury by playing “duck-duck-goose.”
- Your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
- A prison guard is shaving your head.
2. Cartoon
3. A guy walks into a post office one day to see a very well-dressed, middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on a huge stack of bright pink envelopes. Each envelope had hearts all over it. The man then took out a perfume bottle and sprayed scent all over the envelopes. His curiosity getting the better of him, the guy goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing. The man says “I’m sending out 1,000 Valentines cards signed, ‘Guess who?’”
“But why would you want to do that?”
“I’m a divorce lawyer,” the man replied.
Please share your jokes with us. We can take it.
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